Happy Chinese New Year...

Well, it's the time for gambling, drinking and collecting cash....yeps...it's Chinese New Year again, and this time, it's the year of the PIG.

Pretty apt, since I intend to eat and sleep like one through out the holidays (while of course leaving some time to collect cash from all you married people out there...heh heh).

They say it's going to be a hot CNY, but feck it, that's what air-conditioners were invented for... to all you poor sods who insist on going out in the day..... you asked for it. The best thing is, most people are getting the heck out of KL, which can only mean one thing;

More parking!!!! No more having to refrain from stabbing that damn jockey who charges me MONEY for a fecking PUBLIC parking space. Think about it, who the feck wants to hand over their car keys to a smelly little strange b*stard so he can drive, stink, and scratch your car (usually in that order) so he can park it in a parking space that's free and then PAY said smelly little strange b*stard.

All that and you get the added bonus of hoping your car doesn't get stolen.

I say shoot them all.......Sorry.......I take that back.... I say everyone picks one... tie him up...use as 24 hour parking cone (to book parking spaces....night AND day). They'd come in handy to make sure nobody steals your parking spot while you're away.....and when you want to use said parking space....just roll them to the side near the drain.....they won't mind the smell....

.....though the rats might.


Anyways...Happy Chinese New Year....may all your dreams of sex, health, wealth and wisdom come true (although I don't think the last one was on most people's wish list).....as long as I get mine too.